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Repressitol PM: Because Sleeping Through Your Trauma Is the New Self-Care
Introducing Repressitol PM, the only sleep aid clinically designed for those of us whose nightly routine includes laying in bed and remembering everything we’ve ever done wrong since 1996. Is your bedtime ritual more like a horror anthology curated by your subconscious? Do you routinely wake up at 3:07 a.m. wondering if that joke you
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The iCope™: Because Therapy Is Expensive and America’s a Joke
Congratulations. It’s 2025. The world is on fire (literally), the government thinks empathy is socialism, and you’ve once again cried in your car while pretending to be on a conference call. But fear not, because capitalism heard your despair and did what it does best: monetized it.
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Supreme Court to the World: You Can Stay… Until We Find a Plane Ticket and a Country That Doesn’t Know You Yet
Congratulations, America. Our Supreme Court just swiped right on international human rights law and ghosted it five minutes later. With a vote of 6-3—because of course it was—they decided it’s perfectly fine to deport undocumented immigrants to countries they’ve never set foot in. The catch? All you need is a “criminal conviction” and a fast-pass
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Bomb, Boast, Blame: Trump’s Favorite Wartime Tradition Is Turning on His Own
You can always tell a Trump presidency is back in full swing when he drops bombs one day and burns bridges the next. After launching a surprise airstrike on Iranian nuclear facilities—without Congressional approval and with all the subtlety of a toddler with a matchbook—Trump took a victory lap so wide it flattened anyone who
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Sergio Gor: The HR Spy Who Ghosted Elon Musk
At first glance, Sergio Gor doesn’t scream “international spy.” He screams “owns multiple vests” or maybe “asks if the coffee is ethically sourced.” But according to Elon Musk, the man quietly running the Presidential Personnel Office might be more than just an ambitious bureaucrat—he could be a sleeper agent planted by Russia to undermine America’s
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Ruth Langmore: The Heart, Soul, and Tragedy of Ozark
The murky waters of the Ozarks, seemingly tranquil on the surface, hide a relentless undertow of criminality, moral decay, and profound desperation. For four gripping seasons, a masterful series plunged us into this treacherous landscape, forcing us to confront the chilling depths of human ambition and the devastating cost of survival. But amidst the calculating
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Echoes in the Silence – Groundbreaking Artists We Lost Too Soon
The air still carries the faint resonance of their melodies, a lingering vibrato in the cultural atmosphere. Their images flash across screens, vivid and vibrant, forever frozen in moments of triumph, vulnerability, and sheer, undeniable brilliance. But then, the quiet ache settles in—the profound understanding that the music stopped too soon, the light dimmed before
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The Erosion of Expertise: Why We Trust Influencers More Than Scientists
There was a time—not long ago—when having a degree, years of experience, and a peer-reviewed body of work meant something. When we turned to doctors for medical advice, climatologists for climate science, and historians to explain history. Now? We’re in an age where a TikToker with a ring light and a well-timed lip sync can
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My Top 5 LGBTQ TV Characters Who Are More Than Just ‘The Gay Best Friend’
Because we deserve more than one-liners, fashion advice, and tragic story arcs You know the character I’m talking about. The sassy, sidekick stereotype that exists solely to deliver a zinger, offer unsolicited dating advice, or cry on a couch before getting promptly written off the next season. The Gay Best Friend™ — trademark pending, but
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The Americans Was the Realest Love Story on TV—Even with the EspionageBecause nothing says “till death do us part” like hiding your accent and assassinating your neighbor
There are love stories that make you swoon. There are love stories that make you cry. And then there’s The Americans — a love story that quietly strangles you with emotional tension, moral ambiguity, and a bowl cut. When I say The Americans is the greatest TV show about marriage ever made, I don’t mean