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  • The Sugar Rot: Why I Wrote The Bitter Aftertaste

    The Sugar Rot: Why I Wrote The Bitter Aftertaste

    The Bitter Aftertaste I’ve always loved zombie stories. Not just the blood and chaos (though, let’s be honest—I live for a good gore-streaked takedown), but the truth they expose. The way they strip people down to who they really are when the Wi-Fi’s gone, the power’s out, and the rules don’t matter anymore. But with

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  • Welcome to the Circus: A Love Letter to the American Experience (Now with Extra Fees!)

    Welcome to the Circus: A Love Letter to the American Experience (Now with Extra Fees!)

    Being an American means never having to say, “This makes sense.” It’s waking up every day in a nation so committed to being “exceptional” that we’ve proudly invented our own measurement system, health care roulette, and the concept of a “patriotic brand of bottled water.” Let’s take a moment to appreciate the uniquely unhinged bingo

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  • YouTube to Ban AI Blabber—Only Real Human Yelling Allowed from Now On

    YouTube to Ban AI Blabber—Only Real Human Yelling Allowed from Now On

    In a shocking twist, YouTube wants creators to be actual people again. In an attempt to prove it still remembers what a “human being” is, YouTube has announced a bold new monetization policy going into effect July 15, 2025. The platform will now only pay creators who use their real voices and produce original content,

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  • The Spy Who Subpoenaed Me: Brennan & Comey’s Deep State Tango

    The Spy Who Subpoenaed Me: Brennan & Comey’s Deep State Tango

    Meanwhile, the Epstein security system took a lunch break… permanently. In the latest episode of America’s favorite political telenovela, the FBI has apparently decided to play a high-stakes game of Uno in reverse—by investigating former FBI Director James Comey and former CIA Director John Brennan over their roles in the Trump-Russia investigation. Yes, you read

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  • The Big Beautiful Bill: Signed, Sealed, and Ready to Strangle Democracy in the Parking Lot of a Golden Corral

    The Big Beautiful Bill: Signed, Sealed, and Ready to Strangle Democracy in the Parking Lot of a Golden Corral

    July 4, 2025 – Washington, D.C. (formerly known as the seat of democracy, now mostly just a themed escape room with worse puzzles) Happy Independence Day, America.While you’re lighting sparklers and dodging Uncle Randy’s racist fireworks rants, the government is signing its final love letter to authoritarianism—The Big Beautiful Bill. That’s not satire. That’s what

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  • When the Silence Spoke Back: The Unspoken Cord and the Book That Refused to Let Go

    When the Silence Spoke Back: The Unspoken Cord and the Book That Refused to Let Go

    In March 2020, amidst uncertainty and personal turmoil, I wrote “The Unspoken Cord.” This novel explores grief, truth, and the complexities of caregiving within queer love. It portrays the painful realities of watching a loved one fade, not through death, but through silence, and the emotional struggles that accompany such experiences.

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  • 100 Times I Didn’t Flinch: My Book Quote Collection

    100 Times I Didn’t Flinch: My Book Quote Collection

    From Small Town Gayby “If God made me, then either He’s not angry—or He’s not very good at His job.” “I was born with a bruise on my soul and a glitter bomb in my ribcage.” “Coming out didn’t feel brave. It felt like bleeding in front of people who cheered the wound.” “I didn’t…

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  • Socialism for You, Feudalism for Me: A Guide to American Fairness

    Socialism for You, Feudalism for Me: A Guide to American Fairness

    Welcome to another episode of America’s Favorite Gaslight, where everything good is socialism, and everything evil is just “economic freedom.” Let’s begin: But wait—cut to:$1.5 trillion in tax cuts for the wealthy. “Oh, that? That’s not socialism. That’s job creation. Trickle-down economics, baby! It’s totally normal that Jeff Bezos paid less in taxes than your

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  • Screw Perfection. My Books Are Live. Amazon Knows Where to Find Them.

    Screw Perfection. My Books Are Live. Amazon Knows Where to Find Them.

    For years, I did the thing we’re all taught to do: polish the manuscript, pitch the agents, wait for permission. I submitted. I revised. I shelved entire books waiting for the “right time.” Spoiler: it never came. So I stopped waiting. I’m self-publishing. And I’m terrified. And proud. And exhausted. And—finally—free. These books are raw.

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  • A Comprehensive Field Guide to Bible Rules Christians Ignore While Policing Everyone Else’s Salvation

    A Comprehensive Field Guide to Bible Rules Christians Ignore While Policing Everyone Else’s Salvation

    It’s not Christianity. It’s Christianity™: Now with 75% less Jesus, 100% more judgment, and a built-in persecution complex because someone said “Happy Holidays.”

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