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Bill Maher Debates John Leguizamo About Immigration, Forgets Who Had an Actual Immigration Story
In the latest episode of “Bill Maher Gets Confused About Being Edgy,” the longtime contrarian invited actor, playwright, and walking cultural syllabus John Leguizamo onto his podcast to discuss immigration—because nothing screams ‘nuanced dialogue’ like a millionaire comedian sparring with a Latino icon over border policy. Spoiler: It went about as well as you’d expect
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Forecast: 100% Chance of Deletion – The Trump Archive Fire Sale
Once upon a timeline glitch, somewhere between the invention of Aqua Net and the third indictment, the Trump administration decided the best way to tackle climate change was… to pretend it didn’t exist. And by “tackle,” we mean delete, obscure, and casually yeet any congressionally mandated climate report off government websites like a shady teen
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We Survived COVID, AI, and Three Taylor Swift Eras—Now What?
At some point between Clorox shortages and ChatGPT writing your cousin’s wedding vows, we blinked—and it was 2025. We survived a global pandemic, gave our data to robots with better grammar than our exes, and got emotionally waterboarded by Taylor Swift’s discography not once, not twice, but three times. We’ve lived through Folklore, Midnights, and
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2,062 Reasons to Say Thank You
I sat down to write this post thinking it would just be a quick “thanks y’all,” but the truth is—this milestone deserves more than that. Because when I launched these books into the world, I didn’t expect this. I didn’t expect 2,060 of you to download my eBooks. I didn’t expect 2 people to buy
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GROK 4: The First AI That Fact-Checks with Elon’s Gut
In a bold and truly futuristic move, Elon Musk’s company xAI has launched Grok 4, the AI model that doesn’t just outperform others in logic, memory, and language—it also cross-checks everything it thinks with the internal monologue of Elon Musk himself. Why read peer-reviewed journals when you can just ask: “Would Elon agree?” Unlike outdated
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Japan Hits 1.02 Petabits Per Second—Now Streaming Reality Itself
Move over fiber optics, Japan just unlocked Ultra Instinct Wi-Fi. This week, Japanese researchers at the National Institute of Information and Communications Technology (a name that clearly took all their creativity quota) announced they’d shattered the world record for internet speed, clocking in at a mind-melting 1.02 petabits per second. For scale: That’s one million
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Jeff Bezos Sells $666 Million in Amazon Stock—Apocalypse Now Eligible for Prime Delivery
The Mark of the Beast? More like the Mark of Bezos. In a move that has conspiracy theorists foaming at the mouth and theologians nervously clutching their Kindles, Jeff Bezos has sold exactly $666 million worth of Amazon stock this week—because apparently, when you’re the world’s richest man, symbolism is just another flex. That’s right.
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Weather Warnings Were Budget Cuts in Disguise
In a shocking twist that surprises absolutely no one who’s been awake for the last year, the same administration that promised to “streamline government” has now successfully streamlined people right into floodwaters. That’s right: the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—Trump’s golden retriever of a bureaucracy—slashed funding to NOAA and the National Weather Service (NWS), and
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Texas Floods Leave 24 Dead, Over 20 Campers Missing—But Sure, Let’s Keep Praying for Rain and Cutting Climate Funding
Central Texas is underwater—again—and this time, it’s not just a metaphor for the state’s political stability. Over the weekend, massive flash floods swept through the heart of Texas, killing 24 people and leaving at least 20 more missing, most of them campers who thought “off-grid” meant bad Wi-Fi, not an accidental baptism by climate denial.
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CDC Panel to “Reevaluate” Childhood Vaccination Schedule—By Consulting Facebook Comments and a Crystal
Breaking news out of Washington, D.C.: The CDC has formed a bold new advisory panel to take a “fresh, vibes-based look” at the childhood vaccination schedule. Their mission? To make public health decisions with the scientific rigor of a YouTube wellness guru doing a liver cleanse in Sedona. Led by chairwoman Karen DeLaVax, whose credentials