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  • iPhone 17: The Awe-Dropping Slab We’ll All Pretend Not to Need, Then Buy Anyway

    iPhone 17: The Awe-Dropping Slab We’ll All Pretend Not to Need, Then Buy Anyway

    On September 9, 2025 at 10 a.m. PT, Apple will once again transform its glass spaceship into a megachurch of consumer longing, inviting the faithful to witness what it calls the “Awe-dropping” keynote. The name alone is a corporate sleight of hand: awe as in wonder, drop as in your rent money, and keynote as

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  • Hate Speech, Incorporated: How Social Media Turned Bigotry Into a Business Model

    Hate Speech, Incorporated: How Social Media Turned Bigotry Into a Business Model

    By 2025, it is no longer controversial to say that social media has become a sewer. What’s controversial is admitting that it was designed this way. The polite version is to call it “polarization,” “contentious discourse,” “a marketplace of ideas with some bad actors.” The honest version is that platforms like Facebook and X have

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  • The CDC Purge: When Science Got Fired by Press Release

    The CDC Purge: When Science Got Fired by Press Release

    In the latest American remake of Night of the Long Knives, the White House traded soldiers for scientists and staged the firing of CDC Director Susan Monarez like it was an HR issue instead of a constitutional one. On August 27, 2025, less than a month into her tenure, Monarez was dismissed for the crime

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  • Chicago Doesn’t Need an Occupation, but Trump Wants a Backdrop

    Chicago Doesn’t Need an Occupation, but Trump Wants a Backdrop

    On August 28, 2025, while most of the country was still digesting the last “crime emergency” episode in Washington, the Trump administration quietly started drafting a sequel. This time, the stage is Chicago. The proposal: turn Naval Station Great Lakes—a training hub for sailors just north of the city—into a makeshift operations center for ICE

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  • “Law and Order” or Martial Theater? Trump’s Crime Emergency in D.C.

    “Law and Order” or Martial Theater? Trump’s Crime Emergency in D.C.

    On August 11, 2025, Donald J. Trump declared a “crime emergency” in Washington, D.C., and like every pageant he has ever hosted, it was less about substance than spectacle. With the flourish of a reality TV host in his twilight season, he seized control of the Metropolitan Police Department, flooded the streets with National Guard

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  • White House Chaos: CDC Director Fired After 27 Days as Top Scientists Resign in Protest

    White House Chaos: CDC Director Fired After 27 Days as Top Scientists Resign in Protest

    On August 27, 2025, a seismic crack split the already fragile floorboards of American public health. Susan Monarez, freshly sworn in as CDC director less than a month earlier, was abruptly ousted by the White House. Within hours, four of her top deputies—Debra Houry, Daniel Jernigan, Demetre Daskalakis, and Jennifer Layden—submitted their resignations, citing irreconcilable

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  • The Trans Violence Myth vs. The White Conservative Mass Shooter Reality

    The Trans Violence Myth vs. The White Conservative Mass Shooter Reality

    Let’s begin with the facts, because apparently we’re still living in the age where half-truths dressed up in ideological glitter can spread faster than the grief of parents who lost children in a church. On August 27, 2025, at 8:30 a.m. Central Daylight Time, a 23-year-old named Robin Westman opened fire through the stained-glass windows

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  • Trump’s Chicago Dream: Send in the Troops, Forget the Math

    Trump’s Chicago Dream: Send in the Troops, Forget the Math

    The problem with promising to “crack down on crime” is that crime refuses to follow your campaign calendar. It does not politely spike in the zip codes you need for next week’s rally. It rarely consults your polling numbers before deciding whether to trend upward or downward. Yet here comes Donald Trump, fresh off his

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  • Siri’s Existential Crisis: Should Apple Buy Its Brain from Google?

    Siri’s Existential Crisis: Should Apple Buy Its Brain from Google?

    On August 22, 2025, Mashable (via Bloomberg) confirmed what iPhone users have suspected since the first time Siri replied “I didn’t quite get that” to a basic request: Apple still doesn’t know what Siri should be. After years of delays, vaporware “Apple Intelligence” rollouts, and corporate reshuffles, the company is reportedly in talks with Google

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  • Siri, Rebooted (Again): Apple’s Never-Ending Quest for AI Credibility

    Siri, Rebooted (Again): Apple’s Never-Ending Quest for AI Credibility

    On August 22, 2025, MacRumors published a guide that basically confirmed what anyone who has ever yelled “HEY SIRI” into a pillow already suspected: Apple’s voice assistant is being completely gutted. Again. The so-called “LLM Siri” overhaul won’t arrive until spring 2026—because nothing says innovation like promising to fix the thing you broke five years

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