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Second Term, Second Verse: Dumber, Meaner, Somehow More Orange
Let’s begin this enchanted retread with a little déjà vu: Donald J. Trump, once again sitting in the Oval Office—this time without even pretending to read the Constitution. It’s not a reboot, friends. It’s a bloated sequel nobody asked for, written by Facebook uncles and powered by supply chain rage, Bud Light boycotts, and the
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70 Years of Mousewash: Disneyland’s Diamond-Encrusted Nostalgia Parade Rolls On
Well folks, the House of Mouse has hit the big 7-0. That’s right—Disneyland Resort is celebrating its 70th Anniversary, proving that with enough corporate synergy, artificial joy, and nostalgia-steeped branding, even a theme park can become a religion. And like any good American faith, this one comes with overpriced snacks, emotionally manipulative musicals, and a
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When the World Turns Rainbow But Still Cuts Deep: Wish You Were Queer – Out Now
Buy the book here: Wish You Were Queer on AmazonCheck out more of my work on my Amazon Author Page There’s this idea that queer kids dream of a better world—one where being who we are doesn’t come with whispers, looks, punishments, or pain. It’s a fantasy born from survival. But what if that world
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American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life
In a chilling twist worthy of a Lifetime movie scored by Ryan Seacrest’s ghostwriter, a music supervisor for American Idol and her husband were found dead in their upscale California home this week. A 22-year-old suspect—who sources say has never made it past Hollywood Week—has been arrested. Authorities are calling it a “targeted killing,” though
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LOVE ISLAND USA SEASON 7: FIJI’S HOTTEST VILLA—OR CANCEL CULTURE CARNIVAL?
Fiji — that sunny paradise where love is allegedly found, but more often fumbled in front of 42 strategically placed cameras and a table full of tequila shots. Love Island USA Season 7 has turned up the heat, the scandals, and the thirst—both emotional and otherwise. Sure, we tuned in for romance, but we stayed
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Texas, But Make It A Theocracy: The Warning Behind Salt and Static
I wrote Salt and Static because I was done whispering. I was born and raised in West Texas, where the gospel is louder than the truth and the heat will peel your skin and your dignity if you let it. I grew up gay in a culture that weaponized silence, shame, and scripture. I survived
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The Sugar Rot: Why I Wrote The Bitter Aftertaste
The Bitter Aftertaste I’ve always loved zombie stories. Not just the blood and chaos (though, let’s be honest—I live for a good gore-streaked takedown), but the truth they expose. The way they strip people down to who they really are when the Wi-Fi’s gone, the power’s out, and the rules don’t matter anymore. But with
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Welcome to the Circus: A Love Letter to the American Experience (Now with Extra Fees!)
Being an American means never having to say, “This makes sense.” It’s waking up every day in a nation so committed to being “exceptional” that we’ve proudly invented our own measurement system, health care roulette, and the concept of a “patriotic brand of bottled water.” Let’s take a moment to appreciate the uniquely unhinged bingo
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BREAKING: Conservatives Threaten to Leave X—Again—This Time Because Elon Might Be Mean to Daddy Trump
Conservatives are once again threatening a mass exodus from X (formerly Twitter, now Alphabet Soup), this time because Elon Musk might use the platform to criticize Donald Trump. Yes, the same Elon Musk they hailed as the “free speech messiah” two angry tweets ago. “If Musk weaponizes X against MAGA, I’m out,” declared several patriots
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Why I Wrote Suté and Solitude: Dating, Queerness, and the Beautiful Trash Fire of Modern Connection
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I didn’t write Suté and Solitude because I had answers. I wrote it because I was drowning in questions. About dating. About queerness. About whether emotional intimacy is still possible in a world where most people flirt by reacting to an Instagram story and ghost you faster