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Trump Says Groceries Are Cheap Now, So Please Stop Looking at Your Receipts

An official memo from the alternate universe where gas is two dollars, milk is basically free, and your checking account is lying to you/ Americans have endured many strange plot twists in public life, but few moments rival the latest presidential message that rolled out like a weather alert from a parallel dimension. Donald Trump,
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End ACA Protections Means Cancer Care Becomes Optional And Bills Explode

Translate the slogan into math and law, and the promise to “send the money to the people” becomes a coupon for chaos with the patient protections ripped off the box. The pitch sounds generous if you hear it from far away. Cut out the insurance companies, send the money straight to you, terminate the bad
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The Optimus Secession: Elon Musk Unveils the Robot That Will Replace Us, Rule Us, and Possibly Charge Us a Subscription Fee

A cyberpunk shareholder rave, a trillion dollar man, and a humanoid life form that will both eliminate poverty and make you its pet There are certain moments in history when you can feel the ground shift beneath your feet. The moon landing. The Berlin Wall. The first time someone uttered the phrase “live, laugh, love”
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Trump Says “Everything Is Fine” As The Cost Of Living Sky Rockets And Jobs Disappear

When reality raises the bill, you can gaslight the country or govern for it. Doing both is not a plan. The country knows the difference between a sales pitch and a receipt. We have been stuck in the pitch again, the kind where a leader tries to hypnotize prices into behaving by announcing that they
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Bring Back Pete Buttigieg: How a UPS Jet Turned Louisville’s Hub Into Ground Zero

There is a peculiar silence that follows an explosion. It’s the sound of disbelief catching its breath, the half-second before the mind decides what it just saw was real. On a gray Kentucky afternoon, that silence fell over Louisville when a UPS Airlines MD-11 freighter lifted from runway 17R, caught fire, and came apart mid-climb.
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The Epstein Ballroom: How Trump Bulldozed the People’s House for His Corporate Coronation

There are many ways to announce the end of an era. Some presidents sign bills, others write memoirs. Donald Trump brought in the bulldozers. Last month, under the glare of work lights and the applause of donors, the East Wing of the White House collapsed into dust, making way for what the administration calls the



