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No Vacancy for Sanity: A Hotel Workplace Comedy About Everything Falling Apart—and Laughing Anyway
Read No Vacancy for Sanity for Free on Kindle UnlimitedVisit My Amazon Author Page I didn’t write No Vacancy for Sanity because I thought the world needed another workplace comedy. I wrote it because I needed to survive mine. If you’ve ever worked in hospitality—or corporate America, or customer service, or literally anywhere you were
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The Soft Launch Isn’t a Phase. It’s a Warning.
Read All My Books on Amazon | The Soft Launch – Available Now Free to Read with Kindle Unlimited Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t a story about falling in love. It’s about falling into something—messy, curated, emotionally reckless—and realizing too late that you want it to be real. The Soft Launch isn’t sweet.
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Cracks in the Skye: Boeing, Whistleblowers, and the Art of Selective Visibility
It’s comforting to know that in an era of war crimes livestreamed and billionaires cosplaying as messiahs, there’s still a place for the classics: corporate negligence, government complicity, and a plane held together with vibes. Enter Boeing, the Willy Wonka of aviation. Except instead of chocolate rivers, we get panel blowouts at 16,000 feet, and
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Colbert’s Curtain Call: When the Laugh Track Gets Subpoenaed
Let’s get one thing straight: in 2025 America, free speech isn’t dead—it’s just nervously checking its follower count while Homeland Security reviews its late-night monologue. This week, CBS announced the “scheduling discontinuation” of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a decision about as subtle as a Fox News chyron at a drag brunch. While the
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Coldplay, Cheating, and Capitalism: The Astronomer Scandal Was Written in the Stars
Let’s set the scene: Gillette Stadium. The lights are low. The band is Coldplay—because of course it is. “A Sky Full of Stars” crescendos like the emotional climax of a mid-2000s rom-com. And right as the chorus hits, the jumbotron zooms in on two people who look like they’ve just discovered physical touch. Only it’s
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70 Years of Mousewash: Disneyland’s Diamond-Encrusted Nostalgia Parade Rolls On
Well folks, the House of Mouse has hit the big 7-0. That’s right—Disneyland Resort is celebrating its 70th Anniversary, proving that with enough corporate synergy, artificial joy, and nostalgia-steeped branding, even a theme park can become a religion. And like any good American faith, this one comes with overpriced snacks, emotionally manipulative musicals, and a
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Colbert’s Exit Strategy: CBS Cancels ‘The Late Show’ (But Totally for Financial Reasons, Of Course)
CBS has announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will end after its next season in May 2026, citing—what else?—“financial considerations.” The network didn’t elaborate much, but rest assured, it has absolutely nothing to do with Colbert’s recent on-air jabs at CBS’s parent company, Paramount Global, for quietly settling a $16 million lawsuit with
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Make Coca-Cola Sweet Again: Trump Claims Victory Over Corn Syrup
In a groundbreaking act of nutritional diplomacy, former President Donald J. Trump took to social media this week to announce that Coca-Cola—yes, the same company that once snubbed him by allegedly removing Diet Coke from the White House—has finally bent the knee. According to Trump, the soda giant has agreed to replace high-fructose corn syrup
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Justice Served Cold: DOJ Officially Declares Jeffrey Epstein a Solo Act, Closes Case, and Exhales Deeply into a Shredder
In a stunning act of government transparency—so transparent it’s basically invisible—the U.S. Department of Justice announced Monday that Jeffrey Epstein did, in fact, die by suicide and that, in an absolutely unrelated coincidence, no client list exists. At all. None. Zip. Vanished. Poof. The DOJ further confirmed they have “no plans to release additional documents,”
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The Devil Still Wears Prada—And Apparently, Meryl’s Not Done Devouring Souls
Just when you thought Miranda Priestly had retired to a glacial mountaintop to judge the world in couture silence, she’s back. Meryl Streep—yes, the original dragon in Chanel—has officially signed on for The Devil Wears Prada 2. The high priestess of pursed lips and scathing monologues will return to her throne, which is reportedly made