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The Man of Steal: White House Declares Trump Superman in Latest Tweet
In a move that confirms we are living in the world’s most expensive community theater production, the White House has officially tweeted a photo of Donald Trump dressed as Superman—yes, that Superman—with the caption:“THE SYMBOL OF HOPE. TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY. SUPERMAN TRUMP.” Somewhere in a Kansas cornfield, Clark Kent just facepalmed so hard
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YouTube to Ban AI Blabber—Only Real Human Yelling Allowed from Now On
In a shocking twist, YouTube wants creators to be actual people again. In an attempt to prove it still remembers what a “human being” is, YouTube has announced a bold new monetization policy going into effect July 15, 2025. The platform will now only pay creators who use their real voices and produce original content,
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The Spy Who Subpoenaed Me: Brennan & Comey’s Deep State Tango
Meanwhile, the Epstein security system took a lunch break… permanently. In the latest episode of America’s favorite political telenovela, the FBI has apparently decided to play a high-stakes game of Uno in reverse—by investigating former FBI Director James Comey and former CIA Director John Brennan over their roles in the Trump-Russia investigation. Yes, you read
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Why I Wrote A Queer Kind of Hallelujah
Some books start as whispers. Others, as screams. A Queer Kind of Hallelujah was both—a cry from a part of me that had long been silenced, and a quiet anthem for anyone who’s ever been told that their truth made them unholy. Set in a small Texas town where gossip is gospel and boys who
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Welcome to YOLO County, Where Fireworks Aren’t Just for July
In an explosive turn of events (pun absolutely intended), Yolo County, California—because of course it’s called Yolo—reminded everyone last night that nothing says “freedom” quite like a fireworks warehouse turning itself into a Fourth of July tribute…on a Tuesday in June. Yes, residents of Esparto were treated to an unscheduled, full-throttle Michael Bay audition when
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Gay Enough to Be Oppressed, Not Gay Enough for the Invite to Fire Island
Welcome to the glamorous gray zone of gayness, where you’re just queer enough to be denied rights, but not queer enough to get an invite to the VIP section of your own community. I am what some might call a masculine gay man. Which, in today’s queer social economy, means I’m too straight-passing for the
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Zohran Mamdani Defeats Cuomo in NYC Mayoral Primary, Causing White Moderates to Spontaneously Combust Near Whole Foods
The Rent Is Still Too Damn High, But Now It’s Multilingual NEW YORK CITY — In a stunning upset that left political analysts, real estate developers, and several Upper West Side yoga instructors sobbing into their oat milk cortados, Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist with an actual spine, has won the Democratic primary for mayor
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The Price of Doing the Right Thing: A Life-Long Scarlet Letter for Telling the Truth
I’m not a thief. I’m not a bad person. I’m not perfect either, and I’ve made my share of mistakes. But I have always tried to live with integrity. I’ve chosen honesty over convenience, truth over spin, even when it wasn’t the easy road. I’ve gone without food before asking someone for help. When I
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The Art of the No-War War: Trump orders the U.S. Military to bomb Iran
On June 21, 2025, President Donald J. Trump took to Truth Social—America’s favorite unhinged group chat with fonts—to announce that the U.S. military had completed a “very successful attack” on three Iranian nuclear sites. And by “successful,” he of course meant in the same way your uncle “successfully” fixes the toilet but leaves the bathroom
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What TV Taught Me That Religion Never Could
I spent the first chunk of my life being told that truth lived between two leather-bound covers: The Holy Bible. I was taught that everything worth knowing—morality, love, justice, salvation—had already been figured out, footnoted, and translated into King James English. Questioning it wasn’t curiosity; it was rebellion. And rebellion got you exactly one ticket