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Budget Balanced, Children Buried: Austerity’s Most Efficient Program Yet

This week, the free market claimed another quiet victory as reports emerged that 652 Nigerian children have died of malnutrition—an achievement brought to you by the miracle of international funding cuts and the global community’s ongoing commitment to staring directly into a fire and commenting on the smoke. Doctors Without Borders, the organization still laboring
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America Redefines “Public Benefits” to Mean “Not for You” — Immigration Policy Just Got a Rebrand

This week, the U.S. government took a long, squinting look at the phrase “public benefits” and said, “What if… we didn’t?” In a move so bureaucratically cruel it could’ve been dreamed up by a focus group trapped in a DMV at gunpoint, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has officially expanded the definition
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War, What Is It Good For? Apparently…Global Distraction and Defense Contracts

If you’ve felt a strange global vibration lately, no, it’s not Mercury in retrograde or your ex trying to manifest you back through a dream journal. It’s the reverberation of yet another season of Earth: Total War, now streaming live from Ukraine, Sudan, Haiti, and anywhere else with two opposing factions, dwindling hope, and a
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Confessions from the Wreckage: Why I Wrote Daddy Issues Anonymous

📘 Grab your copy here Let’s get something out of the way:I didn’t want to write this book.I had to. Daddy Issues Anonymous didn’t begin as a story. It started as a scream. A gut-deep, eye-rolling, sarcasm-soaked exhale of, “Are you kidding me with this?” It was grief in a drag wig. Humor on top
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American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life

In a chilling twist worthy of a Lifetime movie scored by Ryan Seacrest’s ghostwriter, a music supervisor for American Idol and her husband were found dead in their upscale California home this week. A 22-year-old suspect—who sources say has never made it past Hollywood Week—has been arrested. Authorities are calling it a “targeted killing,” though




