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5G Mind Control and Lizard People: The Most Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories I’ve Ever Heard (and Maybe Believed for 0.2 Seconds)

You ever hear something so absolutely batshit that your brain short-circuits trying to process it? Like, your eyebrows do that confused slant, your jaw unlatches, and you momentarily disassociate while wondering if we, as a species, deserve to survive? Yeah—welcome to the glittery underbelly of conspiracy culture. Now listen, I’m no stranger to questioning authority.
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Sometimes I Don’t Want to Be the Bigger Person — I Want Revenge and Popcorn (Extra Butter, Extra Petty)

There’s a very specific kind of rage that bubbles up when someone wrongs you and somehow walks away wearing a halo, smiling like they just donated a kidney to a koala. It’s the kind of righteous fury that makes you want to dye your dog neon pink, roll up to their house with a boombox
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A World Holds Its Breath: Trump’s Perilous Iran Countdown
A clock ticks, not on a wall, but in the collective consciousness of a world holding its breath. It’s a temporal countdown, set by a single declaration, that hangs heavy over the Middle East and ripples outward to every corner of the globe. In a political landscape often defined by pronouncements and posturing, some statements
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Ruth Langmore: The Heart, Soul, and Tragedy of Ozark

The murky waters of the Ozarks, seemingly tranquil on the surface, hide a relentless undertow of criminality, moral decay, and profound desperation. For four gripping seasons, a masterful series plunged us into this treacherous landscape, forcing us to confront the chilling depths of human ambition and the devastating cost of survival. But amidst the calculating
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Student Visa Pause – A Self-Inflicted Wound for America’s Future
The news that rippled through the higher education community this past week landed with the force of a sudden, unwelcome jolt: the U.S. government has paused student visa interviews. For colleges and universities across the nation, this decision immediately translated into chaos, confusion, and profound disruption. But for me, as someone who believes deeply in
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Why Your City’s Local Elections Are More Important Than the Presidency (Seriously)
I know. The red-white-and-blue elephant in the room is hard to ignore. Every four years, America collectively loses its mind over who’s going to sit in the big Oval Office and push buttons (or, let’s be honest, sign off on a few bills and make a lot of speeches). We meme it. We march. We
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My Top 5 Unexpected Joys of Self-Care (Beyond Bubble Baths)Because sometimes self-care is deleting that unread email from 2019 and calling it closure.
Look, I’m all for the image of a luxurious bubble bath surrounded by candles, Enya echoing in the background, and rose petals floating like a spa-sponsored hallucination. But if that’s your only vision of self-care? You’re missing out on the real joy. The kind that isn’t photogenic, but feels like taking your bra off after

