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Comic‑Con 2025: When Tron, Robots, and Redux Make Us Question Reality
San Diego Comic‑Con 2025 has officially arrived, bringing with it the usual spectacle: bold trailers, unexpected celebrity cameos, and the kind of hyperreal sci‑fi enthusiasm that makes your real life feel like dial‑up internet. Here’s your satirical review of the weirdest, wildest, and most neon-lit highlights: 1. Tron: Ares Takes Over Hall H Disney premiered
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The $8 Billion Paramount Merger That Proves Late-Stage Capitalism Still Dreams in 4K
Well, pop some popcorn and cancel your originality, folks—because the FCC has just approved the $8 billion Paramount–Skydance merger, and the entertainment-industrial complex just grew another head. Somewhere between “Mission: Impossible 37” and the fourth reboot of Cheers, this landmark media marriage means that all your favorite intellectual properties now belong to a single cinematic
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Opera, Trade, and Deportation Roulette: A Week in the Trump Administration That Somehow All Makes Sense
It’s hard to say what week we’re in—politically, cosmically, or narratively—but it’s clear the Trump administration is back on its greatest-hits tour. Only this time, the album’s scratched, the vocals are louder, and the backup dancers are Congressional interns filing ethics waivers. In just a few days, we’ve seen an opera house rebranded like a
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Rest Easy, Prince of Darkness: A Farewell to Ozzy Osbourne
I wasn’t a diehard fan. I didn’t memorize lyrics or follow every twist in his tour dates or tattoos. I didn’t grow up with Black Sabbath posters on my walls or devil horns in the air. But when I heard the news—Ozzy Osbourne has passed away—I felt something cave in anyway. That’s what happens when
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Trump Shares AI Mugshots of Obama After Declassified Docs Drop, Nation Wonders If Reality Has Been PARDONED
This week, reality got redacted, deepfaked, and re-released as a partisan reboot. Newly declassified documents—courtesy of Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who has apparently pivoted from anti-war progressive to cosplay intelligence officer—suggest that elements of the Obama administration allegedly ‘manufactured’ intelligence to justify the Trump-Russia probe in 2016. The documents are already being hailed
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This Isn’t the Breakdown We Paid For: The American Concert Experience, Now With Bonus Trauma
There was a time—not long ago—when you could attend a live show and expect nothing more than $18 beers, overpriced parking, and the existential dread of being the oldest person in the crowd wearing glitter. That was the pact. You show up, the band plays, you lose your voice, maybe your dignity, and you limp
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Cracks in the Skye: Boeing, Whistleblowers, and the Art of Selective Visibility
It’s comforting to know that in an era of war crimes livestreamed and billionaires cosplaying as messiahs, there’s still a place for the classics: corporate negligence, government complicity, and a plane held together with vibes. Enter Boeing, the Willy Wonka of aviation. Except instead of chocolate rivers, we get panel blowouts at 16,000 feet, and
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She’s Not Just a Doll Anymore: M3GAN 2.0 Goes Off-Script and Off-Genre
Remember when M3GAN danced into our hearts with murder in her eyes and Wi-Fi in her soul? When she became the unofficial icon of tech-induced toddler terror and TikTok’s favorite homicidal android? Yeah, well, hold onto your titanium butt plates, because M3GAN 2.0 has arrived—and she’s traded her scream queen status for… a genre identity
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Artificial Ignorance: How AI Chatbots Are Taking Our Jobs, Writing Our Movies, and Still Can’t Fold Laundry
It started with autocorrect. Then came Alexa, Siri, and the slow surrender of basic human tasks to increasingly smug-sounding machines. Now, in the year of our glitchy lord 2025, AI has upgraded from polite suggestion engines to full-fledged disruptors of everything we once held sacred: writing, art, ethics, employment—and most terrifying of all—our sense of
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The Weight of Secrets, the Air We Breathe: Why I Wrote A Secret in the Air
Every book I write starts with a question I’m too afraid to ask out loud. For A Secret in the Air, the question was this:What happens when silence becomes its own kind of survival?And what happens when love—unexpected, inconvenient, terrifying love—cracks that silence open? Set in a small Southern town obsessed with order, reputation, and