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She Wrote, She Sleuthed, She Slayed: Jamie Lee Curtis to Reboot Murder, She Wrote—and the Internet Has Opinions
In a bold move sure to divide brunch tables and incite polite outrage in Maine tourism boards, Jamie Lee Curtis has confirmed she will step into the orthopedic shoes of Jessica Fletcher in a remake of Murder, She Wrote. Yes, the reboot no one asked for but everyone will ironically stream is officially happening. Curtis—America’s
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Opera, Trade, and Deportation Roulette: A Week in the Trump Administration That Somehow All Makes Sense
It’s hard to say what week we’re in—politically, cosmically, or narratively—but it’s clear the Trump administration is back on its greatest-hits tour. Only this time, the album’s scratched, the vocals are louder, and the backup dancers are Congressional interns filing ethics waivers. In just a few days, we’ve seen an opera house rebranded like a
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America Redefines “Public Benefits” to Mean “Not for You” — Immigration Policy Just Got a Rebrand
This week, the U.S. government took a long, squinting look at the phrase “public benefits” and said, “What if… we didn’t?” In a move so bureaucratically cruel it could’ve been dreamed up by a focus group trapped in a DMV at gunpoint, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has officially expanded the definition
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No Vacancy for Sanity: A Hotel Workplace Comedy About Everything Falling Apart—and Laughing Anyway
Read No Vacancy for Sanity for Free on Kindle UnlimitedVisit My Amazon Author Page I didn’t write No Vacancy for Sanity because I thought the world needed another workplace comedy. I wrote it because I needed to survive mine. If you’ve ever worked in hospitality—or corporate America, or customer service, or literally anywhere you were
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Menudo, Murder, and Mistrials: The 90s Are Back, and So Is the Trauma
Somewhere between your thrifted JNCOs and a fresh VHS-to-TikTok conspiracy doc, the ’90s have staged a full-blown comeback. But this time, it’s not Tamagotchis or frosted tips. It’s trauma. Enter: Roy Rosselló of Menudo—boy band alum, survivor, and now, spiritual hype man for Erik and Lyle Menendez. In a recent statement, Rosselló expressed his belief
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Netflix Top 10: A Mirror Cracked, a Culture Glitched, a Cry for Help in Algorithm Form
We did it, America. We survived another month of economic collapse, heat domes, and political indictments—just in time to collapse face-first into our shared national coping strategy: passive entertainment that slowly drains the soul. Welcome to the Netflix Top 10, where taste goes to be auto-suggested and sanity is drip-fed in 8-episode chunks. At #1
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National Ice Cream Day: Because Nothing Says “Everything’s Fine” Like Dairy-Based Delusion
In the blistering heat of late-stage capitalism, where your rent costs more than your monthly trauma therapy and the planet’s basically one smoldering cone away from collapse, there comes a day so sweet, so saccharine, so unironically American that even the most disillusioned among us can’t help but say: “Fine. I’ll lick it.” Yes, darling—July
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This Isn’t the Breakdown We Paid For: The American Concert Experience, Now With Bonus Trauma
There was a time—not long ago—when you could attend a live show and expect nothing more than $18 beers, overpriced parking, and the existential dread of being the oldest person in the crowd wearing glitter. That was the pact. You show up, the band plays, you lose your voice, maybe your dignity, and you limp
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Colbert’s Curtain Call: When the Laugh Track Gets Subpoenaed
Let’s get one thing straight: in 2025 America, free speech isn’t dead—it’s just nervously checking its follower count while Homeland Security reviews its late-night monologue. This week, CBS announced the “scheduling discontinuation” of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a decision about as subtle as a Fox News chyron at a drag brunch. While the
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Epstein, Bondi & the Rot at the Top: Corruption’s New Influencer Era
You ever notice how political corruption is starting to feel like the worst group chat you can’t leave? Same three people. Same scandals. Same “accidental” flights on Epstein’s plane. But now with better lighting. Enter: Pam Bondi, former Florida Attorney General and recent cameo in the Epstein Files as exposed by PBS. If you’re thinking,