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Why Thanks for the House, Stupid Might Be the Most Honest Love Story You’ll Read This Year
ChatGPT said: “We grieved him differently. He fell apart; I took inventory.” Thanks for the House, Stupid is a darkly funny, emotionally wrecked queer romantic dramedy where grief throws two ex-rivals into forced cohabitation—and maybe something like healing. Haunted, horny, and halfway healed.
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Cry Me a Tick: Justin Timberlake’s Most Relatable Era Yet
Somewhere between Man of the Woods and Trolls World Tour, the universe whispered, “Bring him to his knees.” And nature—ever the vengeful minimalist—delivered not through scandal or cancellation, but with something far subtler: a tick. Yes, in news that reads like a Mad Lib written by Gwyneth Paltrow’s holistic healer, Justin Timberlake has revealed he’s
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The Naked Gun Premiere Stuns Nation: Critics Describe Experience as ‘Emotionally Immature,’ ‘Deeply Healing,’ and ‘Unfit for the Literate’
It was a night to remember—if, that is, your brain had been recently concussed by a whiffle bat and lubricated with the comedic sophistication of a whoopee cushion. The red carpet was laid, the stars were out, and the nation’s dignity was carefully packed into a burlap sack and hurled down a fire escape. Yes,
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Business as Usual: A Two-Shooter Monday in the Land of the Free
There’s a uniquely American efficiency to how we process mass shootings. As if the country were run by a bureaucratic vending machine that now just spits out blood instead of soda. Insert thoughts. Receive prayers. Try again tomorrow. Today’s patriotic performance art featured not one but two active shooter incidents. First, the Grand Sierra Resort
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From Voltron Spoilers to Space Cavemen: Comic‑Con 2025 Is Looking Very, Very Loud
Comic‑Con 2025 is in full force, and the annual spectacle reached new levels of cinematic absurdity. If you thought fandom insanity peaked with the return of Rick and Morty, this year’s convention feels like it’s being curated by a hyperactive AI with a nostalgia filter set to “max.” Let’s unpack the highlights—with all the sarcasm
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Top 10 Most Absurd Things That Have Happened So Far in 2025 (And It’s Only July)
Well, it’s official: 2025 has politely asked 2020 to hold its drink and then shoved it down a flight of metaphorical stairs. We’re barely halfway through the year, and already the timeline reads like a rejected Black Mirror writer’s fever dream. From AI scandals to legislative cosplay, here’s your semi-comprehensive list of the ten most
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Ron Klain Testifies That Joe Biden Is Fine, Just Old Enough to Remember When Committees Had Purpose
In a stunning turn of events that shocked no one except maybe a few interns on their first Hill rotation, former White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain appeared before the House Oversight Committee this week to confirm—on the record, under oath, and with only minimal eye twitching—that President Joe Biden is, in fact, still
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Trapped Together, Falling Apart: The Real Story Behind Until Further Notice
Start Reading Now:📚 Amazon Author Page📘 Until Further Notice – Free with Kindle Unlimited What happens when your only human contact is a total stranger with a pineapple vape and no sense of boundaries? You write Until Further Notice. This book wasn’t planned. It emerged the way a lot of things did during lockdown—messy, improvised,
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Rest Easy, Prince of Darkness: A Farewell to Ozzy Osbourne
I wasn’t a diehard fan. I didn’t memorize lyrics or follow every twist in his tour dates or tattoos. I didn’t grow up with Black Sabbath posters on my walls or devil horns in the air. But when I heard the news—Ozzy Osbourne has passed away—I felt something cave in anyway. That’s what happens when
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While You Were Here: A Love Letter to Daisy, the Girl Who Saved Me
There’s a kind of poetry in loss—a slow, unexpected elegy that weaves through the days, a mournful melody that reminds you that even in absence, someone can fill your life with meaning. While You Were Here isn’t just a story about grief; it’s a fictional memoir about living—and sometimes barely surviving—with Daisy, the little chihuahua