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The Art of the Pardon: Trump, Maxwell, and the Cult of Selective Mercy
October 7, 2025. Mark it. That was the day Michael Wolff—yes, the man who has made a career spelunking through Trump’s psyche like it’s a haunted mineshaft—announced to The Daily Beast that a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell could be coming “as soon as this week.” Not next month, not in a season finale cliffhanger, but
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Shutdown Roulette: Now Playing, “Will You Get Paid for the Work You Already Did?”
The United States government has perfected a kind of experimental theater in which the actors are unpaid, the audience is hostage, and the script is rewritten mid-performance by whichever lawyer has the best thesaurus. This week’s act: the White House Office of Management and Budget arguing, with the straight face of a man who has
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Pam Bondi’s Great Stonewall Revue: How to Say Nothing for Hours While Redecorating the Constitution
On October 7, 2025, Attorney General Pam Bondi finally got her Senate Judiciary oversight debut. The cameras rolled. The senators fanned themselves like gossipy dowagers. Bondi smiled that Florida-gated-community smile—the one that says I have seen the HOA bylaws and I intend to enforce them with prejudice. For hours, she spoke in what can only
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Stephen Miller’s Plenary Power Hour: When Fascism Becomes a Talking Point
On October 7, 2025, in what might generously be called a “CNN moment” (though it felt more like a YouTube conspiracy livestream accidentally slipped into prime time), Stephen Miller declared with a straight face that Donald Trump has “plenary authority.” He said it in the kind of lawyerly monotone that makes you think it’s a
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The Supreme Court’s New Term: Now Playing, the Trump Cinematic Universe of Unlimited Power
On October 6, 2025, the United States Supreme Court flung open its majestic marble doors to launch the 2025–26 term, and the BBC wasted no time pointing out what the docket really is: a season pass to the Trump Expanded Universe, where executive power is both the script and the punchline. Forget your garden-variety disputes
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Trump’s Bin Laden Time Machine: A Masterclass in Historical Fan Fiction
The thing about Donald Trump’s storytelling is that it is less history than it is improv theater. He does not so much recall events as audition alternate scripts, testing which version gets the biggest laugh, gasp, or cheer from the crowd. The fact-checkers arrive on cue, scripts in hand, to point out that the timeline
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CDC Throws Out the Blanket, Hands You a Needle and a Therapist Instead
It happened with all the subtlety of a balloon deflating at a child’s birthday party: on October 6, 2025, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention decided that the era of sweeping, one-size-fits-all COVID vaccine guidance is officially over. No more “everyone six months and up gets a shot” slogans. No more universal calendar reminders.
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Seven Holes and a Federal Lie: How ICE’s Brighton Park Shootout Exposed No “10 Car Attack”
On October 6, 2025, the Chicago Sun-Times reported what you might call a plot twist, if the plot weren’t someone’s bleeding arm. A federal magistrate judge in Chicago, Heather McShain, rejected prosecutors’ demand to keep Marimar Martinez, 30, and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, 21, in jail while they await trial. Why? Because the government’s story
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Pentagon bypass 2.0: Trump’s Guard Swap to Portland, Court Orders, and a Coup in Blue States
Every once in a while, power shifts so quickly it looks like smoke. On October 5, 2025, reports broke that President Donald Trump had moved to federalize and send out-of-state Guard troops—specifically from California—to Portland, Oregon, circumventing a court order and two governors’ objections. Federal spokesmen claimed 200–300 California National Guard would deploy to protect
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Bad Bunny’s SNL Comeback and the 51st Season’s Cultural Cruising Missile
The moment Saturday Night Live returned for Season 51, it felt like an updated version of a political reset button. A bilingual monologue, a defense of art in a politically fracturing country, and a cold open so sharp it felt like glass in the face. Against the backdrop of shutdown fights, Pentagon sermons, and presidential