In the latest edition of Things That Definitely Would’ve Made Tupac Roll His Eyes, it turns out a few of his nearest and dearest decided to skip the traditional urn and instead treat his cremated remains like artisanal kush. That’s right: Tupac Shakur’s ashes were allegedly rolled into a blunt and smoked by his crew—because apparently, honoring a revolutionary poet-activist involves a hotbox.
Let that sink in: You fought the system. You bled for your art. You wrote “Changes.” And the posthumous tribute your squad lands on is to inhale you like a Tuesday night stress joint in a poorly ventilated Honda Civic.
But don’t worry—this was a sacred ritual. According to them, it was inspired by lyrics from the song “Black Jesus,” where Tupac joked about “smoking his ashes.” Because nothing says homage like taking a metaphor literally while passing around a Zippo.
One can only imagine the vibe of that sesh.
“Bro, I think Pac’s spirit is in the room.”
“Yeah, man… or that’s just the mesquite barbecue Doritos you’re eating.”
No word yet on whether they paired it with a fine wine, or if there’s a boutique vape pen coming soon called Makavape. But sources say the experience was “deep,” “spiritual,” and “just like he would’ve wanted”—which we assume is code for “we were high as shit and briefly felt invincible.”
This entire event raises important existential questions:
- Is this cultural reverence or just a weird episode of Jackass: Legacy Edition?
- Should funeral homes start offering cannabis-infused urns?
- Did Snoop Dogg already try this, and we just missed the press release?
In any case, rest in power, Tupac.
And may your second-hand soul now linger forever in the lungs of those who somehow thought a Ziplock bag and a lighter were appropriate tools for spiritual connection.
Because when it comes to honoring icons in America, nothing says “eternal legacy” like… being ash in someone’s blunt rotation.