Conservatives are once again threatening a mass exodus from X (formerly Twitter, now Alphabet Soup), this time because Elon Musk might use the platform to criticize Donald Trump. Yes, the same Elon Musk they hailed as the “free speech messiah” two angry tweets ago.
“If Musk weaponizes X against MAGA, I’m out,” declared several patriots with bald eagle avatars and usernames like @1776PatriotMama.
Translation: If Elon stops letting us lie without consequence, we’re logging out faster than a boomer trying to update their Facebook status.
The outrage began after rumors swirled that Musk, upset over Trump’s recent economic policies, may stop suppressing every post that includes the words “January 6” or “indictment.” Naturally, this was interpreted as full-blown censorship by people who think critical thinking is a deep state plot.
Some users are already packing their digital bags for TruthSocial, the MAGA version of Twitter where every sentence ends in exclamation points and spelling is optional.
Others are vowing to stay on X only if Elon pinky-promises to keep their conspiracy theories trending and their banned memes reinstated.
“Elon was supposed to save us from cancel culture,” cried one user who was somehow not banned after threatening a sitting senator and posting 32 QAnon hashtags. “Now he’s just another globalist with Wi-Fi.”
Meanwhile, Elon Musk remains unfazed, likely crafting his next major policy update through an X poll conducted exclusively among crypto bros and Jordan Peterson fans.
In conclusion:
- If Elon supports Trump = free speech hero.
- If Elon criticizes Trump = Soros sleeper cell.
- If Elon blocks them = time to start a new app called FreedomFarts.
The only consistent thing in this whole saga?
The MAGA crowd will always find a new sandbox to scream in—so long as there’s a place to shout “woke” without knowing what it means.
God bless their fragile thumbs.