Drunk Pete’s Reagan Forum Was a Wake for the World Order

The Secretary of Defense just told the ghost of the Gipper that the new American strategy is “Get Off My Lawn.”

In the hallowed halls of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, where the ghost of the Gipper usually presides over speeches about tearing down walls and shining cities on hills, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth decided to host a demolition derby. On Saturday, December 6, Hegseth stood before the defense establishment, the contractors, and the nervous allies, and effectively announced that the United States is resigning from its position as the manager of the free world. In its place, he unveiled a new strategy that can best be described as a geopolitical neighborhood watch program with high explosives. He called it a pivot away from “utopian idealism.” The rest of the world might call it a surrender monkey with a machine gun.

Hegseth’s speech was not just a policy shift. It was a tonal scream. He proposed a “hemisphere-first” defense posture, a “hard-realist” retreat that elevates border enforcement and Caribbean counter-narcotics operations to the level of grand strategy. He explicitly embraced a modern “Trump Corollary” to the Monroe Doctrine, which apparently translates to “We own this half of the planet, and the rest of you are on your own.” He urged allies to take greater responsibility for their own defense, a polite diplomatic way of saying, “Good luck with Russia.” And he signaled a willingness to cede traditional global responsibilities to accommodate “great-power spheres of influence,” which is code for letting dictators redraw the map as long as they don’t touch Florida.

The irony of delivering this message in Simi Valley is so dense it threatens to collapse into a black hole. Reagan spent his presidency building the alliances that Hegseth is now dismantling for parts. Reagan believed in projection. Hegseth believes in protectionism. The only thing they share is a love for military spending, but where Reagan bought Star Wars to defeat the Soviets, Hegseth is buying patrol boats to shoot fishermen.

The “Double Tap” Doctrine

But the true darkness of the speech wasn’t the isolationism. It was the doubling down on the violence. Hegseth didn’t just defend the controversial September campaign of kinetic strikes against suspected drug boats; he bragged about it. He told the audience that he would have ordered a second strike even after survivors were seen in the water. He confirmed the “kill everybody” ethos that has been whispered about in Pentagon hallways for months.

According to the Pentagon’s own tally, there have been roughly 22 operations and 87 deaths. These are not combatants in a war zone. These are smugglers in fiberglass boats. Yet Hegseth treats them like the Wehrmacht. He frames the slaughter of shipwrecked men not as a war crime, but as “hard realism.” He contrasts this with the “utopian idealism” of the past, implying that following the Geneva Conventions is a sign of weakness. In Hegseth’s world, strength is measured by the body count, and mercy is a luxury we can no longer afford.

The legal fallout from this admission is going to be nuclear. Congressional demands for unredacted strike footage are already flying. Questions about compliance with the Law of War Manual are being raised by people who actually read it. The Department of Justice, if it still functions as anything other than a PR firm for the White House, should be opening inquiries. But Hegseth doesn’t care. He knows his audience. He knows that the base loves the idea of a “tough” military that doesn’t let lawyers get in the way of a good kill.

The Hemisphere as a Gated Community

The “Trump Corollary” to the Monroe Doctrine is the intellectual centerpiece of this new strategy. It envisions the Western Hemisphere not as a region of partners, but as a fortress. The goal is control. The goal is to keep the drugs out, the migrants out, and the “foreign influence” out. It is the geopolitics of the gated community.

Hegseth’s vision prizes defense-industrial rebuilding over nation-building. This means we are going to stop trying to fix broken countries and start building better walls. We are going to turn the Caribbean into a moat. We are going to treat the border not as a line on a map, but as a front line in a permanent war.

This approach provokes immediate diplomatic flashpoints. Our allies in Europe and Asia are listening to this and hearing a door slamming shut. They hear “sphere of influence” and know that it means Taiwan is negotiable and Ukraine is yesterday’s news. They hear “burden sharing” and know it means extortion. NATO unease is shifting into NATO panic. The alliance that kept the peace for seventy-five years is being told that its expiration date is fast approaching.

The End of the American Century

We are watching the end of the American Century in real time. It isn’t ending with a bang, but with a shrug. It is ending because we decided it was too expensive, too hard, too “utopian” to lead. We decided that the world is scary and we just want to go home and lock the doors.

Hegseth’s speech was the manifesto of a declining power. A power that no longer believes in its own values. A power that thinks it can bomb its way to safety while ignoring the fire consuming the rest of the block.

The “hard realism” he champions is actually a fantasy. It is the fantasy that we can withdraw from the world and suffer no consequences. It is the fantasy that we can kill our way out of a drug crisis. It is the fantasy that if we close our eyes, the monsters will go away.

But the monsters won’t go away. They will just get closer. And when they arrive at the gate of our fortress, we will find that we have alienated everyone who might have helped us fight them.

Receipt Time

The bill for this new “realism” will be paid in blood and influence. We are trading our moral authority for a false sense of security. We are trading our alliances for isolation. The receipt shows a surcharge for “Kinetic Diplomacy” and a massive deduction for “Human Rights.” And at the bottom, in fine print, it says: Warning: Sphere of Influence may contain traces of tyranny.