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  • Texas Passes 835 New Laws in One Night The Midnight Mass of Statecraft

    Texas Passes 835 New Laws in One Night The Midnight Mass of Statecraft

    Texas loves a spectacle. Rodeos, Friday night lights, the eternal battle between Whataburger and In-N-Out. But nothing captures the state’s flair for drama like September 1, 2025, when 835 new laws took effect at the stroke of midnight. Not one or two. Not even a tidy fifty. Eight hundred and thirty-five. If democracy is usually…

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  • In Defense of the Binge: Why Autoplay Is the New Therapy

    In Defense of the Binge: Why Autoplay Is the New Therapy

    On August 29, 2025, researchers at the University of Georgia committed the academic equivalent of saying the quiet part out loud: binge-watching might actually be good for you. Their peer-reviewed study, published in Acta Psychologica, didn’t just poke at the pop culture habit everyone denies and everyone does—it blessed it, like a priest sprinkling holy…

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  • Mariah Carey Finally Gets Her Moon Person: The VMAs Discover What the Rest of Us Knew in 1990

    Mariah Carey Finally Gets Her Moon Person: The VMAs Discover What the Rest of Us Knew in 1990

    Awards are a strange currency. They aren’t proof of greatness, only proof of consensus—or more often, proof that enough voters remembered to tick the right box after too many cocktails. But every so often, awards act as an accidental confession. That’s what’s happening on September 7, 2025, when the MTV Video Music Awards will finally…

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  • Workers Over Billionaires: Labor Day as America’s Awkward Family Reunion

    Workers Over Billionaires: Labor Day as America’s Awkward Family Reunion

    On September 1, 2025—Labor Day— America finally remembered what the holiday was supposed to be about: not barbecue sales at Home Depot, not posting an “end of summer” bikini pic, but actual workers demanding rights. Thousands marched in hundreds to 1,000+ “Workers Over Billionaires” rallies nationwide. The very phrase carried its own absurd poetry. Workers.…

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  • The Great Victory Parade: When History Becomes State-Sponsored Fanfiction

    The Great Victory Parade: When History Becomes State-Sponsored Fanfiction

    There are two things authoritarian governments love more than power: parades and revisionist history. So it was no surprise that on September 1–3, 2025, Beijing gave us both in one dazzling, over-produced spectacle—an 80th-anniversary Victory Day parade so self-congratulatory it made the Oscars look humble. Xi Jinping, standing tall on his reviewing platform, hosted none…

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  • When the Dog Who Saved Me Needs Saving Too

    When the Dog Who Saved Me Needs Saving Too

    There are few relationships as pure and transformative as the one between a person and their dog. Daisy isn’t just my pet. She isn’t just company. Daisy is the love of my life—the reason I kept breathing on nights when I didn’t think I could. She has been my anchor, my laughter, my comforter, my…

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